I hate going to the hairdresser. It is an experience that should be all lovely and yet all too often turns out at best disappointing or at worst humiliating. My reasons for disliking the experience are numerous and they usually begin with the person who washes my hair. It is clear that she is designed to make me feel like a social failure. The inevitable question crops up: 'Going out tonight?'/'Doing anything this weekend?'/'Been anywhere nice on holiday lately?'. My response to these questions is invariably a resounding 'no'. The reason for this is that I tend to go to the hairdresser on an evening when I have no other plans (hence I have the time to go). I always feel like yelling 'no, but I did go out last night' or 'no, but I did go to Venice last weekend' just so they know that I do actually have an interesting, exciting and fulfilling life. But I don't, of course.Then there is the moment when the hairdresser asks me what I want. I want to say 'new hair', but don't. Instead I mumble something about 'similar to last time, a bit shorter'. But this doesn't matter. The hairdresser will do what he or she likes. Irrespective of what I want. Or so it seems. He/She then sets to work. I can tell it is going wrong almost immediately, but because I am too British to complain (and because I know nothing about hairdressing) I grin and bear it. After applying a considerable amount of 'product' (never understood why it can't be 'products' in the plural) and subjecting me to much heat and hair pulling, the hairdresser grins and asks if I am happy. He/She seems to think I look fabulous. Being British, I grin like a madwoman and say 'yes, its marvellous, thank you so much'. More fool me. I then race back home, praying I won't bump into anyone I know, grab a hairbrush and brush it all out. On occasion I've gone further and washed and re-done it altogether. And of course I pay through the nose for this wonderful experience.
All this has nothing to do with food. But I needed to get it off my chest. And before anyone suggests that I should get a new hairdresser, I've tried. My chosen salon of torture is the best I've come across so far - they even give you wine to soothe the pain if you go in the evening. But, back to food. After the latest haystack-on-head horror, I felt the need for comfort. And this is where risotto comes in...

Now here comes a confession. I'm not overly keen on rice.
I know, I know... How can I possibly say that I'm not keen on rice? Isn't that like saying I'm not keen on pasta? Surely it depends on the type of rice, the way it is prepared etc, etc? I'm afraid not. I quite simply am not that keen on rice. There are a few rice dishes I enjoy. Kedgeree, for example. And I love (really love) rice pudding. In particular, I hate the smell of boiled or steamed white rice. It really turns my stomach. Odd, isn't it?
Recently, I've been trying to love risotto. Everyone else seems to love it, find it comforting, so why don't I? I always find that I feel really bloated after even the smallest bit of risotto. But I'm determined. I will learn to love it!
I have had a few versions that I've enjoyed - a great friend makes a lovely courgette risotto and I have had a couple of wonderful pea risottos. So, I decided to give it a go and make a little pea and courgette risotto to accompany a bit of salmon.
I have made risotto before, but its been a long time. I was rather put off when someone told me that there was 'simply no point' in making risotto unless you had proper stock. I know how much better it would be with proper stock but I think I did a fairly reasonable job with the pretend stuff!
The risotto worked pretty well and had a deliciously sweet pea flavour. It did seem to take a very long time for the rice to cook through, for some reason. Perhaps I was being a little cautious with the heat. In any case, this sadly resulted in rather overcooked salmon as you'll see from the photos. Overall though, a success.
Pea and courgette risotto
Serves 2

Ingredients
1 tablespoon olive oil
knob of butter
1 leek, finely chopped
1 clove garlic, finely chopped
1 heaped mug full of frozen or fresh peas
4 tablespoons double cream
1 courgette chopped into small cubes
200g arborio rice
1 litre good quality vegetable stock
Parmesan
1. Heat oil and butter in a large saucepan and sweat the leeks and garlic.
2. Meanwhile, boil the peas and drain. Add double cream and liquidise until you have a slightly lumpy puree - season well and set to one side.

3. Once the leeks and garlic are softened, add the courgette and continue to cook until beginning to soften.
4. Add the rice and stir to coat in all the buttery oil. Meanwhile pour stock into a saucepan and set on a gently heat so stock is kept hot.
5. After the rice has been frying for a couple of minutes, add a ladleful of stock. It should sizzle. Stir until the liquid has been absorbed.
6. Keep adding the stock a ladle at a time, stirring continuously in between each addition and waiting until the stock has been absorbed until adding the next ladlefull. This should in theory take around 20 minutes.
7. Once all the stock has been added, test the rice. It should have puffed up nicely and be tender but still with just a little bite. At this point remove from heat and stir in the pea puree. Grate a good handful of Parmesan too and stir this into the oozy mixture.
8. Serve immediately, perhaps topped with a fillet of salmon!
NOTES: You may like to add some mint to your pea puree, if that sort of thing floats your boat!


































